You're Here!
Since the dawn of humankind and across the millenia one rivalry has captivated our imagination and puzzled our most enlightened thinkers. Great stone tablets have been carved (and then buried). Monumental works of literature have been inspired (the authors have been trying to get to it but, you know, things are busy). The time has come for a new generation of brave and committed souls to take the helm and sail our ship of destiny to new, distant and patently absurd shores! Who will lead us to these mystical and misty realms? You!! You will! It's YOU!!